Submissions open for Moonlight Tuber’s first e-anthology.

A Handsome Laundrette, a Box of Lovers and Two Dozen Happy Seacows.

A Call for Submissions.

Have you been writing stories for years in abject squalor, perhaps in a small room above a dirty store full of hamburgers and no buns, never ever any buns?

Have your stories been stolen by an angry buzzard and returned with great holes in them that were not there before, probably?

Have you been waiting and waiting and waiting for an anthology of stories which explore the magical, bewildering, even muddled world of un-realism???

Then look no further, or indeed, do look, at the following words [note: edit this sentence later]

A Handsome Laundrette, a Box of Lovers and Two Dozen Happy Seacows is looking for stories of an experimental, odd, or surreal nature, WITH WHICH TO FILL ITS OWN ANTHOLOGOUS BELLY!

You too can be part of its digestive majesty.

BUT HOW??

AHLABOLATDFHS, to its friends, is open to submissions throughout the month of July (AND SUDDENLY, also August!), that preposterous month (now months, plural! How things change!) fast approaching.

YOU WANT MORE DETAILS?:

Stories: Up to 5000 words

Publication: Via the magic of Internet PDF.

Payment: $50 (Australian)

Turnaround: Two months maximum.

Format: Rtf attachment. Email to moonlighttuber@gmail.com

No reprints.

AHLABOLATDFHS is open to writers of all varied nations, but is particularly interested in publishing Australian writers and funny dogs.

To Arms, My Jolly Breathren!

The Seacows are (metaphorically) in your hands…

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2 responses to “Submissions open for Moonlight Tuber’s first e-anthology.

  1. adam browne

    on ya, ben – think I’ve got just the thing for you.

  2. susan

    What’s the ‘F’ for in the acronym?

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